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Are you male/female: OR

{{person_name}} was a {{job_title}} who loved technology. Although {{gender=='f' ? 's' : ''}}he loved parts of her job, {{gender=='f' ? 's' : ''}}he absolutely hated {{tedious_task}} and {{dirty_task}}. So, {{person_name}} met with {{gender=='f' ? 'her' : 'his'}} life mentor {{celebrity}} who told {{gender=='f' ? 'her' : 'him'}} to learn how to {{useless_skill}} with Thinkful. Thinkful didn't offer a course on {{useless_skill}} so {{gender=='f' ? 's' : ''}}he studied programming instead.

What a great decision! With {{gender=='f' ? 'her' : 'his'}} new skills, {{person_name}} built a(n) {{adjective}} robot named {{obnoxious_celebrity}} that not only loved {{dirty_task}} but did it {{huge_number}} faster.